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| − | + | {{Infobox Movie | |
| − | [[File: | + | |name=''Postal'' |
| + | |picture=Postalposter.jpg | ||
| + | |country=[[File:GER.jpg|25px]] Germany | ||
| + | |director=[[Uwe Boll]] | ||
| + | |date=2007 | ||
| + | |language=English | ||
| + | |studio=Boll KG<br>Pitchblack Pictures | ||
| + | |distributor=Kinostar (Germany)<br>Vivendi Entertainment (US) | ||
| + | |character1=The Postal Dude | ||
| + | |actor1=[[Zack Ward]] | ||
| + | |character2=Uncle Dave | ||
| + | |actor2=Dave Foley | ||
| + | |character3=Richard | ||
| + | |actor3=[[Chris Coppola]] | ||
| + | |character4=Faith | ||
| + | |actor4=[[Jackie Tohn]] | ||
| + | |character5=Osama bin Laden | ||
| + | |actor5=Larry Thomas | ||
| + | |character6=Mohammed | ||
| + | |actor6=Michael Benyaer | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | '''''Postal''''' is the 2007 feature film adaptation of the video game series of the same name, directed by the infamous [[Uwe Boll]]. Based primarily on the series' [[Postal 2|second installment]], the film stars [[Zack Ward]] as the Postal Dude, an unemployed loser in the town of Paradise, Arizona. After failing a job interview at a local company, he teams up with his cult leader Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) to steal a shipment of rare and expensive Krotchy dolls from the Little Germany theme park. However, unbeknownst to him, a group of terrorists led by Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) and Mohammed (Michael Benyaer) are also eyeing the same shipment. | ||
| − | = | + | Like many of Boll's films, ''Postal'' was a critical and commercial failure. However, Zack Ward would become a recurring actor in the series following the film, appearing as himself in ''Postal 2: Paradise Lost'' and as a voice option for the Postal Dude in ''Postal 4: No Regerts''. |
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| + | {{Film Title}} | ||
| + | __TOC__<br clear=all> | ||
| + | {{Spoilers}} | ||
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| + | =Revolvers= | ||
| + | ==Colt Anaconda== | ||
| + | A [[Colt Anaconda]] is used by Richard ([[Chris Coppola]]) throughout the film, most notably using it in his underground bunker and during the film's climax. In the extended German release, a disgruntled Paradise resident fires an Anaconda from a bicycle before he is knocked off of the bike. | ||
| + | [[Image:Colt-Anaconda Revolver.jpg|thumb|350px|none|Colt Anaconda - .44 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postalanaconda-4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Richard aiming his Anaconda at the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]).]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Anaconda Bunker.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A clear view of the grip as the Postal Dude pushes the Anaconda out of his face.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Richard Anaconda.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Richard holds his Anaconda in the trailer park. Note the cult member who appears to be pretending to hold a gun.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Python Richards.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Richard firing his Anaconda away with a squishy face.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalanaconda-5.jpg|thumb|none|600px|''"Uh, well, we all hate Jews!"''<br>Richard holding the Anaconda in the trailer park.]] | ||
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| + | ==Colt Python== | ||
| + | A snub-nosed [[Colt Python]] is used by the Aggressive Panhandler ([[Michael Paré]]) to hold up the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) early in the film. Pythons are also used by at least one guy in the trailer park shootout. | ||
| + | [[File:Coltpython25.jpg|thumb|350px|none|Colt Python Snub Nose with 2.5" barrel - .357 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Aggressive Pan Handler Python.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Aggressive Panhandler tries to cop a few bucks from The Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) with his Python. It appears to be one with a 2.5" barrel.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Revolver 4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man on the right carries a Python. The barrel appears to be slightly longer than the one used by the Panhandler. The weapon on the left is never seen clearly enough to identify it.]] | ||
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| + | ==Ruger Redhawk== | ||
| + | The Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) takes a [[Ruger Redhawk]] with a 7.5" barrel and black rubber grips from Richard's ([[Chris Coppola]]) bunker and uses it for the rest of the film. Faith ([[Jackie Tohn]]) also holds it during the Trailer Park Shootout as the Dude engages in hand-to-hand combat although she is not seen taking it from the Postal Dude's holster. | ||
| + | [[File:Redhawkhunter7.5.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Ruger Redhawk Hunter with 7.5" barrel - .44 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Redhawk Fire.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude fires his Redhawk in Uncle Dave's mansion.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalRuger.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude checks for terrorists with his Redhawk drawn.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalredhawk-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude slaps the cylinder of the Redhawk shut.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Redhawk 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude wields his Redhawk with his S&W 5906.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Redhawk 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|''"Don't be a dick, Dick."''<br>The Postal Dude aims his Redhawk.]] | ||
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| + | ==Ruger Speed Six== | ||
| + | A [[Ruger Speed Six]] is used by Vince Desi in a cameo, but is quickly taken from him by the Postal Dude. Karen (Holly Eglinton) also uses a Speed Six in Uncle Dave's mansion. | ||
| + | [[File:Ruger_Speed_6.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Ruger Speed Six - .357 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal_Revolver_8.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude pushes Vince's Speed Six away from a security guard. Where exactly he pulls the revolver from is unclear.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal_Revolver_1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Speed Six held by Karen.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalspeedsix-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The girls checking a corner in Dave's mansion.]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 10== | ||
| + | What appears to be a [[Smith & Wesson Model 10]] is seen in the hands of a member of the local doomsday cult, the Denomination of Organic Monotheism ([[Doom (VG)|D.O.O.M.]]). | ||
| + | [[File:S%26W_Model_M%26P.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 10 with 5" barrel - .38 Special]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Various Weapons.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man in the white tank-top seems to carry a Model 10.]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 15== | ||
| + | A [[Smith & Wesson Model 15]] is used by a guy in the trailer park. | ||
| + | [[File:Model15a.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 15 - .38 Special]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Revolver 7.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The guy firing his Model 15. He later ditches it in favor of a tire iron.]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 586== | ||
| + | A man in the trailer park shootout uses what appears to be a 6" [[Smith & Wesson Model 586]] with Pachmayr grips. Another 586, this time with wooden grips, is used by a different Paradise resident. | ||
| + | [[File:S%26W586-6.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 586 with 6" barrel - .357 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalPython.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A guy firing his 586, just moments before the Postal Dude mows him down.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal586-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Another guy holds a 586 with wooden grips, this time while getting shot be the Postal Dude.]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 60== | ||
| + | Mitzi (Julia Sandberg Hansson) uses a [[Smith & Wesson Model 60]] in Uncle Dave's mansion. | ||
| + | [[File:Smith%26WessonModel60.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 60 (later production model) - .357 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal_Revolver_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mitzi holding the Model 60.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalsw60-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mitzi aiming her revolver at Jenny (Michaela Mann).]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 629== | ||
| + | The Postal Dude briefly wields an 8 3/8" [[Smith & Wesson Model 629]] while in Richard's ([[Chris Coppola]]) bunker. | ||
| + | [[File:62983Rev.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 629 with 8 3/8" barrel - .44 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal629-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The 629 nested between some rifles.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal629-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude holding the revolver.]] | ||
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| + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 66== | ||
| + | A [[Smith & Wesson Model 66]] is seen in the hands of a guy who participated in the trailer park shootout. | ||
| + | [[Image:S&WModel66BlackGrips.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson Model 66 with 4" barrel & Hogue grips - .357 Magnum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalCZ75_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The guy in the upper right, with the backwards baseball cap, is firing the Model 66.]] | ||
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| + | ==Unknown Revolvers== | ||
| + | [[File:Postalrevolver-1.jpg|thumb|600px|none|A man fires at the Postal Dude with an unknown revolver.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal Revolver 5.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A revolver next to a dead Paradise resident after the final shootout.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal Revolver 6.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Another dead resident and her revolver.]] | ||
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| + | =Pistols= | ||
==Beretta Cougar== | ==Beretta Cougar== | ||
| − | + | [[Beretta Cougar]]s are the sidearms of both Officer Greg Sharp ([[Chris Spencer]]) and Officer John Mann ([[Ralf Moeller]]). One is also used by Uwe Boll in a cameo during the Little Germany shootout. | |
| − | [[File:8000 Cougar F.jpg|thumb|none| | + | [[File:8000 Cougar F.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Beretta 8000 Cougar F - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalCougar.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officers Greg and John dispatching their | + | [[Image:PostalCougar.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officers Greg and John dispatching their Cougars during the Little Germany shootout.]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalCougar_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Uwe Boll firing his | + | [[Image:PostalCougar_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Uwe Boll firing his Cougar.]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalCougar_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer Greg holding his Cougar in the trailer park. | + | [[Image:PostalCougar_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer Greg holding his Cougar in the trailer park while John blows his nose on his shirt.]] |
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==Beretta 92FS== | ==Beretta 92FS== | ||
| − | + | The [[Beretta 92FS]] is seen in the hands of of various characters, especially in the hands of Paradise police officers and the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]). During the trailer park shootout, there is a continuity error where Officer Greg ([[Chris Spencer]]) picks up a 92FS before exiting a trailer, but when he steps outside he is holding a Beretta Cougar instead. Shortly afterwards when he steps back inside, the Cougar turns back into a 92FS. Starr (Lorielle New) also carries one in Richard's underground bunker. | |
| − | [[Image:BerettaM92FS.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:BerettaM92FS.jpg|thumb|350px|none|Beretta 92FS - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal Beretta Cop.jpg|thumb|600px|none|Officer D. Ward ([[Reese Alexander]], credited simply as "Police Officer") with his 92FS drawn.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:Postal92fs-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|''"Looks like I bagged me the Postal Dude!"''<br>The officer holds up the Postal Dude with his 92FS.]] |
| − | [[Image:Postal92FS_Ralf.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer John ([[Ralf Moeller]]) with a Beretta 92FS pistol drawn]] | + | [[Image:PostalBeretta92FS.jpg|thumb|600px|none|The Postal Dude with the cop's 92FS in his mouth after smashing his nose.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal92FS_Ralf.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer John ([[Ralf Moeller]]) with a Beretta 92FS pistol drawn after spotting the Postal Dude. This is also the scene where Zack Ward's character is first identified as "The Postal Dude", courtesy of the cops.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Beretta 92SB== |
| − | + | When the Postal Dude attaches a cat to his 92FS for use as a makeshift silencer, the weapon turns into a [[Beretta 92SB]]. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:BerettaM92SB.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Beretta 92SB - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal92FS_catsup.jpg|thumb|600px|none|The Postal Dude using a cat as a home-made silencer with his 92SB. The cat, miraculously, survives. However, the gun picks up the cat's disgusting butt odor, causing the Dude to ditch the weapon.]] |
| − | ==[[CZ 75 | + | ==CZ 75== |
| − | + | The Postal Dude briefly utilizes a high polish stainless "Pre-B" [[CZ 75]] during his escape from Dave's mansion. Later, a man uses a CZ 75 with wooden grips during the trailer park shootout; in some scenes, his pistol is a Pre-B while in others it is a CZ 75B. Strangely, he is seen emptying his pistol (as evident from the slide locking back), but continues to point and pretend to shoot it, with digital muzzle bursts added in post-production. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:CZ_75_nickel_finish.jpg|thumb|none|350px|CZ 75 "Pre-B" with stainless steel finish - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalCZ75.jpg|thumb|none|600px]] | + | [[File:Postalcz75-3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude stuffing a CZ 75 into his pants.]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalCZ75_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px| On the front, the guy is holding an empty | + | [[Image:Postal Dude with Handguns.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Dude dual-wields a Jericho pistol and a high polish stainless CZ 75 in the mansion escape.]] |
| + | [[File:Cz75.jpg|thumb|none|350px|CZ 75 "Pre-B" - 9x19mm Parabellum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalCZ75.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man holding his CZ during an intermission at the Trailer Park shootout. This one appears to be a CZ 75 Pre-B.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Cz75b9mm.jpg|thumb|none|350px|CZ 75B - 9x19mm Parabellum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalCZ75_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|On the front, the same guy is now holding an empty CZ 75. The pistol is now a CZ 75B as it has a straight trigger guard and a ring hammer. He continues to mime fire the weapon.]] | ||
==Glock 17== | ==Glock 17== | ||
| − | + | A disgruntled customer (Michael Eklund) uses a [[Glock 17]] taken from a security guard in the social security office. Other security guards are also seen using the pistol. | |
| + | [[Image:Glock173rdGen.jpg|thumb|none|350px|3rd Generation Glock 17 - 9x19mm Parabellum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalGlock17.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The customer (Michael Eklund) taking a guard's Glock.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalGlock17_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The disgruntled customer with a security guard's Glock.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Glock Postal Fire.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The customer fires the stolen Glock. He holds the weapon very awkwardly in this particular shot.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalGlock17_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A guard holding the priority of safety for the other customers to mind while taking cover behind a human shield with a Glock 17.]] | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | ==IMI Jericho 941 R== |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Jericho 941 R]] pistols are seen in the hands of a number of Paradise residents as they hunt for the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]). Chromed or nickeled versions are used by Jenny (Michaela Mann) and Cindy (Lucie Guest) in Dave's mansion during the shootout with the terrorists. The Dude also appears to use a regular one during the same shootout, although he quickly ditches it in favor of his Redhawk. |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:JerichoStainless.jpg|thumb|none|350px|IMI Jericho 941 R with stainless finish - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalJericho.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Cindy (Lucie Guest) with a chromed Jericho.]] |
| + | [[File:Postaljericho1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Jenny (Michaela Mann) aiming her Jericho gangsta-style.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalspeedsix-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Cindy checks a corner in Dave's mansion with a Jericho.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Jericho941FullSize.jpg|thumb|none|350px|IMI Jericho 941 R - 9x19mm Parabellum]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Jericho Citizen.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Paul Lipscombe (Bill Mondy; credited as Mob Leader) is seen wielding a black Jericho, holding it out in front of him in this shot. Here, he is looking for the Postal Dude, not realzing that he is talking to the Dude.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Jericho Citizen 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Paul defensively wields his Jericho.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Angry Mob Shotgun and Handguns plus Jericho.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Paul is seen on the far right with his Jericho.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Dude with Handguns.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Dude dual-wields a Jericho pistol and a high polish stainless CZ 75B in the mansion escape.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==M1911A1== |
| − | + | An [[M1911A1]] is used by a woman in the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:M1911Colt.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Colt M1911A1 - .45 ACP]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Postal1911-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M1911 on the right.]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Postal1911-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M1911 is in the center, directly above the man with the M60.]] |
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| − | ==Para Ordnance | + | ==Para Ordnance P-14== |
| − | A [[Para-Ordnance | + | A [[Para-Ordnance P-14]] is seen in the hands of Faith ([[Jackie Tohn]]) during the Little Germany shootout and the trailer park shootout. |
| − | [[Image:Para Ordinance | + | [[Image:Para Ordinance P-14 45.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Para Ordnance P-14 - .45 ACP]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Para Ordnance 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Faith first pulling her Para Ordnance while at her coffee stand in the Little Germany theme park. This is moments before the stand is destroyed by a misfired RPG.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Para Ordnance.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Faith holds her Para-Ordnance on the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]])]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Para Ordnance 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|An angle that clearly shows off the hammer. We also have a good look at the Dude's [[Smith & Wesson 5906]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal P14.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Faith firing her P-14 at the trailer park before eventually tossing it. A [[TEC-9]] is in her other hand.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Smith & Wesson 5904== |
| − | + | Multiple Paradise residents are seen using [[Smith & Wesson 5904]]s, most notably by a woman in the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:S%26W-5904-Early-RIGHT.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Smith & Wesson 5904 (early model) - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:Postal5904-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A man on a bicycle fires at the Postal Dude with a 5904.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Various Weapons.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The woman with a 5904. The man carrying the CZ 75 is kneeling next to her, and in this shot his weapon is visible on the right. Both of them have their slides locked back. Like the man, she too can be seen mime firing the 5904.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Smith & Wesson 5906== |
| − | [[ | + | A [[Smith & Wesson 5906]] is used by the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) in the both the alley shootout and the trailer park shootout. One is also used by a customer at the social security office, and a final one is seen in the hands of one Richard's thugs. |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:S%26W_5906_late_adjustable_sights.jpg|thumb|350px|none|Smith & Wesson 5906 - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal5906_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The social security office customer returns fire during the shootout, although his intended target(s) is not clear. This is likely the same prop seen later in the film.]] |
| + | [[File:Postal5906-4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude loads a magazine into his 5906...]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postal5906-5.jpg|thumb|none|600px|...and chambers a round. After this, he engages the safety.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal5906.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude firing his 5906 during the trailer park shootout.]] | ||
=Submachine Guns= | =Submachine Guns= | ||
| − | ==Heckler & Koch | + | ==Heckler & Koch MP5K== |
| − | + | A terrorist uses a [[Heckler & Koch MP5K]] in the trailer park. Two MP5Ks are also wielded akimbo style by one of the trailer park residents. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:MP5K-SEF.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Heckler & Koch MP5K - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Postalmp5k-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The terrorist holding an MP5K.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal Akimbo MP5K.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The girl aimlessly fires her MP5Ks while giving us her best war face.]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalMP5K.jpg|thumb|none|600px|However, her attempt at battlefield glory is stopped dead when she is shot... Er... dead.]] | ||
==Heckler & Koch MP7== | ==Heckler & Koch MP7== | ||
| − | + | The Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists use [[Heckler & Koch MP7]]s during the Little Germany and trailer park shootouts. Some of them are fitted with ELCAN scopes and side rails. | |
| − | [[File:Original MP7.jpg|thumb|none| | + | [[File:Original MP7.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Heckler & Koch MP7 - 4.6x30mm]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalMP7.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A Heckler & Koch MP7 laying on the ground, next to a dead terrorist | + | [[File:Postalmp7-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist squad checking a corner in Little Germany. The one at the left carries an MP7.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal MP7 Terrorist 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A Heckler & Koch MP7 being fired by a terrorist during the Trailer Park Shootout.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalMP7.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A Heckler & Koch MP7 laying on the ground, next to a dead terrorist.]] | ||
| − | ==Heckler & Koch | + | ==Heckler & Koch UMP== |
| − | + | [[Heckler & Koch UMP]]s are seen in the hands of Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:UMP 45.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Heckler & Koch UMP45 - .45 ACP]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalG36K&UMP.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The terrorist on the right is holding a UMP.]] |
| + | [[File:Postalmp7-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The terrorist at the bottom right has a UMP.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalUMP&G36K.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The terrorist on the left holding his UMP. Note the bolt locked open.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal UMP45 Folded.jpg|thumb|none|600px|This UMP has the stock folded and a vertical grip attached.]] | ||
| − | ==TEC-9== | + | ==Intratec TEC-9== |
| − | + | A [[TEC-9]] is used by Faith ([[Jackie Tohn]]) in the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[image:TEC-9.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Intratec TEC-9 | + | [[image:TEC-9.jpg|thumb|none|350px|Intratec TEC-9 - 9x19mm Parabellum]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Tec9 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Faith sets her TEC-9 down as the Postal Dude arms a bomb.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal TEC9.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Faith firing her TEC-9 next to The Postal Dude.]] | ||
| − | = | + | =Rifles= |
| + | ==Adler-Jäger AP-80== | ||
| + | An AK rifle appears leaned against a wall on a crate in Richard's (Chris Coppola) bunker. Although poorly seen, it appears to have a thin magazine, indicating that it is likely an [[Adler-Jäger AP-80]] .22 LR replica. | ||
| + | [[File:Jager47-027293.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Adler-Jäger AP-80 - .22 LR]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalap80-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalap80-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==AKS-47== |
| − | + | Mohammed (Michael Benyaer) carries an [[AKS-47]] while inside Uncle Dave's mansion instead of his usual Zastava M70AB2. What appears to be the same weapon is also seen in the hands of another terrorist in the mansion and in the set of Osama bin Laden's (Larry Thomas) recordings. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:AKS-47.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Type 3 AKS-47 - 7.62x39mm]] |
| − | [[Image:Postal- | + | [[File:Postalaks47-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The AK is seen to the right of Mohammed.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Type 56-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mohammed discusses Krotchy dolls with his AKS-47 hanging from a carrying strap.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Type 56-1 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mohammed (sans-doll) still talking about distributing the Avian Bird flu, now holding his rifle. Note that the body in the back has changed positions.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal AK Weapon 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist is shot and drops his AKS-47.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==AKS-74U== |
| − | + | A [[AKS-74U]] is used by Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) as his main weapon throughout the film, with the exception of his attack on Little Germany. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:AKSU-Krinkov.jpg|thumb|none|450px|AKS-74U - 5.45x39mm]] |
| − | + | [[Image:PostalAKSU.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Osama bin Laden with his AKS-74U.]] | |
| − | + | [[Image:PostalAKSU_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Bin Laden's AKS-74U next to him as he's calling G. W. Bush.]] | |
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==Heckler & Koch G36K== | ==Heckler & Koch G36K== | ||
| − | + | [[Heckler & Koch G36K]] rifles are seen in the hands of Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists. Some of them have the ZF 3x4° dual optical sight while others have the singular export sight. Most have a vertical grip attached. | |
| − | [[Image:H&K-G36K.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:H&K-G36K.jpg|thumb|450px|none|Heckler & Koch G36K - 5.56x45mm NATO]] |
| − | [[Image:PostalG36K.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist firing his G36K in the Little | + | [[Image:PostalG36K&UMP.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The terrorist on the left is holding a G36K.]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalG36K.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist firing his G36K in the Little Germany shootout. The muzzle flash is clearly CGI as the charging handle does not move and no cases are ejected.]] | ||
[[Image:PostalG36K_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist firing his G36K in the trailer park shootout.]] | [[Image:PostalG36K_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist firing his G36K in the trailer park shootout.]] | ||
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| − | == | + | ==Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III*== |
| − | + | Large numbers of [[Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III*]]s can be seen in Richard's ([[Chris Coppola]]) secret doomsday bunker. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:SMLE.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III* - .303 British]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal-SMLE.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III rifles are seen stacked in the background of the bunker while the Postal Dude and Uncle Dave watch [[Verne Troyer]] getting raped by a "thousand monkeys."]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Postal Rifles 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|More SMLE rifles. Note the black ones that are five rifles from the Dude on the right and the one on the far right.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Rifles 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|More SMLE rifles behind Uncle Dave (Dave Foley).]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Enfield and Possible Kar98.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The rifle on the left is a Lee-Enfield. The other is seen too briefly to be identified.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==M14== |
| − | + | An [[M14]] rifle is used by one of the Paradise residents against the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) and Faith ([[Jackie Tohn]]) during the trailer park shootout. It appears to have a green stock. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:M14Rifle.jpg|thumb|none|450px|M14 - 7.62x51mm NATO]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalM14.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man on the left is firing the M14.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal M14 Rifle.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Paradise resident raises his rifle during the second half of the trailer park shootout.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Various Weapons.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M14 is seen in the back here.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine== |
| − | + | [[Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine]]s can be seen on a gun rack in Richard's ([[Chris Coppola]]) secret doomsday bunker. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:M44Carbine.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine - 7.62x54mmR]] |
| + | [[File:Postalp27-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|An M44 is seen in the center.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Steyr Mannlicher M1895== |
| − | + | Multiple [[Steyr Mannlicher M1895]] rifles can be seen in Richard's ([[Chris Coppola]]) secret doomsday bunker. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:SteyrM95Long.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Steyr Mannlicher M1895 - 8x56mmR Mannlicher]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal M44 Carbine possible.jpg|thumb|none|600px|On the far right a Steyr M1895 is seen.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Rifles 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The tall rifle on the right is a Steyr M1895 as evidenced by the offset stacking pin.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Zastava M70AB2== |
| − | + | The [[Zastava M70AB2]] is the primary weapon of Mohammed (Michael Benyaer). Osama bin Laden's AKS-74U also turns into an M70AB2 when he arrives at Little Germany. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[Image:Zastava M70AB2.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Zastava M70AB2 - 7.62x39mm]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:Postalm70-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mohammed carrying the Zastava on a sling in Little Germany.]] |
| + | [[File:Postalm70-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Osama runs to the getaway van with an M70AB2.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Type 56-1 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M70AB2 is seen laying across Mohammed's lap, moments before he is blown up.]] | ||
| + | ==Unknown Bolt-Action Rifle== | ||
| + | A man in the trailer park shootout is seen with an unidentified bolt-action rifle on his lap. He never uses it. | ||
| + | [[File:Postal_Smoker_with_Rifle.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
=Shotguns= | =Shotguns= | ||
| − | == | + | ==12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun== |
| − | + | [[12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun]]s are used by several Paradise residents in the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:StevesSBS1960s.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Stevens side-by-side shotgun - 12 gauge]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Postalshotgun-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The woman on the left is holding the double-barrel.]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Postalshotgun-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Another Paradise resident with a double-barrel.]] |
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==Ithaca 37== | ==Ithaca 37== | ||
| − | + | [[Ithaca 37]] shotguns are seen in the hands of various Paradise residents and at least one terrorist. | |
| − | [[Image:IthacaModel37.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:IthacaModel37.jpg|thumb|450px|none|Ithaca 37 Riot - 12 gauge]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Ithaca 37.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A terrorist running with an Ithaca 37.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Various Weapons 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The woman on the left is carrying an Ithaca 37.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Ithaca 37 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The same woman now firing it during the trailer park shootout. Note Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) ditching the battle behind her with his [[AKS-74U]].]] | ||
| − | ==Mossberg | + | ==Mossberg 500A Field Gun== |
| − | + | A [[Mossberg 500|Mossberg 500A]] field shotgun is seen in the hands of a Paradise resident during the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Mossberg500fieldShotgun.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Mossberg 500A Field Gun with 28" Barrel - 12 gauge]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalCZ75_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man in the middle is carrying the Mossberg. Another shotgun is in the back, but the blurriness of this shot makes it very hard to identify.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Shotgun.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The same resident, with a different shirt on, firing his shotgun. It's possible that these scenes were filmed out of order, and that the man removed his blue shirt in between shots.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Remington 870== |
| − | + | When Officer Greg ([[Chris Spencer]]) investigates an elderly Chinese woman that wasn't moving her car when the traffic lights changed color, he carries with him a [[Remington 870]] shotgun. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Black870folder.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Remington 870 Police Magnum with folding stock - 12 gauge]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Remington870Folding.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer Greg aiming at the old woman.]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalRemington870_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Officer Greg's idea of law & order.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalRemington870_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The 870 gets a stovepipe jam on the last shot.]] | ||
| − | = | + | ==Winchester Model 1897== |
| − | + | A [[Winchester Model 1897]] is used by the Postal Dude's irritating neighbor during the trailer park shootout. He only fires it once before the gun jams, much to his dismay (and demise). | |
| − | + | [[Image:1897 riot gun.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Winchester Model 1897 Riot Gun - 12 gauge]] | |
| + | [[Image:PostalWin.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The neighbor with his Winchester 1897. After firing it once, the gun jams and he is immediately shot.]] | ||
| − | + | ==Unknown Shotgun== | |
| − | [[ | + | An unknown pump-action shotgun is used in the trailer park shootout. |
| − | + | [[File:Postalshotgun-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man on the right aiming the shotgun.]] | |
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| − | + | ==Browning M2HB== | |
| − | [[Image: | + | A [[Browning M2HB]] is used by Richard ([[Chris Coppola]]) during the trailer park shootout, mounted on a 1987 Ford Mustang LX convertible, giving the Toyota Hilux some much needed competition. |
| − | [[ | + | [[Image:BrowningM2.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Browning M2HB - .50 BMG]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:Postalm2-3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Richard arrives in style at the trailer park, providing a good closeup of the M2.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalM2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Richard firing the M2.]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal BrowningM2 Car.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M2 mounted on the Mustang.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Daewoo K3== |
| − | + | A [[Daewoo K3]] is seen in Richard's doomsday bunker, and is later used by the Postal Dude ([[Zack Ward]]) for two shootouts. He manages to get out of both of the sizely shootouts unscathed and with one hundred percent casualties on his aggressors. Since ''Postal'' was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, the Daewoo K3 machine gun seen in this film has been used in many TV shows and movies that were filmed in Vancouver (e.g. ''[[Stargate: SG1]]'', ''[[Stargate: Atlantis]]'', ''[[Walking Tall (2004)]]'', ''[[Underworld: Evolution]]'', ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' etc). | |
| − | [[ | + | [[File:Custom K3.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Daewoo K3 modified with Paratrooper stock, railed feed tray cover, railed handguard, foregrip, and plastic belt box - 5.56x45mm NATO. This is the weapon used in 2009 film ''[[Driven to Kill]]'', shown in the making-of. These modifications are commonly found on K3s in live-action productions.]] |
| − | [[ | + | [[Image:PostalM249_2.jpg|thumb|600px|none|''"Hey, this is pretty sweet. You ever fire it?"''<br>The Postal Dude looks at the Daewoo K3 in the basement of Uncle Dave's bedroom.]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalM249.jpg|thumb|600px|none|The Postal Dude firing away with the Daewoo K3.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalM249_3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Postal Dude letting rip with the Daewoo K3 at a posse of Paradise citizens hunting him, killing them all.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalk3-4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A slightly lower view of the same scene, showing the belt loaded with blanks.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalk3-5.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A view of the K3's underside during the trailer park shootout.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalk3-6.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Closeup of the muzzle.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalk3-7.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Ditto, but of the receiver.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalk3-8.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A pile of belt links and cases ejected by the machine gun, which are clearly blanks.]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==M60== |
| − | + | An [[M60]] is in Richard's secret doomsday bunker. Another M60 is used by one of the Paradise residents against the Postal Dude and Faith during the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:M60.jpg|thumb|none|450px|M60 - 7.62x51mm NATO]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalM60_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|An M60 atop some crates in the back.]] |
| + | [[Image:PostalM60_4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A guy holding his M60 in the trailer park.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalM60.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A different angle of the same man. Note that his ammo has been spent.]] | ||
| − | = | + | ==PKM== |
| − | + | [[PKM]] machine guns are used by Paradise residents against the Postal Dude and Faith during the trailer park shootout. | |
| − | + | [[Image:PKM-mg.jpg|thumb|450px|none|PKM - 7.62x54mmR]] | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[File:Postalpkm-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A Paradise resident arrives at the scene with a PKM.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalM14.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The man on the right appears to be reloading his PKM.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PostalPKM.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The guy on the right is holding a PKM, easily recognizable by its buttstock.]] |
| + | =Launchers= | ||
==Carl Gustav Recoilless rifle== | ==Carl Gustav Recoilless rifle== | ||
| − | + | A box of [[Carl Gustav Recoilless Rifle]]s is seen in Richard's secret doomsday bunker. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:CarlGustavM2.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Carl Gustav M2 - 84x246mmR]] |
| + | [[Image:Postal Gustov Rifles.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The box of Gustav rifles is seen as our heroes investigate Richard's (Chris Coppola) secret bunker.]] | ||
| + | ==M72 LAW== | ||
| + | An [[M72 LAW]] is seen in Richard's bunker buried beneath some rifles. | ||
| + | [[Image:M72A2LAW.jpg|thumb|none|450px|M72A2 LAW - 66mm]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Postal Rifles and RLauncher.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The M72 LAW buried beneath a clutter of rifles in Richard's bunker. The rifles seem to be two Lee-Enfields and a Steyr Mannlicher. Richard obviously loves old bolt action rifles.]] | ||
| + | ==Pancerovka P-27== | ||
| + | What appears to be a [[Pancerovka P-27]] is seen in Richard's bunker. | ||
| + | [[File:P-27_Pancerovka.jpg|thumb|none|450px|Pancerovka P-27 - 45mm]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalp27-1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Pancerovka can be seen on the gun rack on the left.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalp27-2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The launcher is seen behind Cindy.]] | ||
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| + | ==RPG-7== | ||
| + | An [[RPG-7]] is in the hands of a Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorist named Abdul (Derek Anderson, credited as "Retarded Taliban"), a mentally handicapped terrorist. He drops it several times, the final time causing it to go off. | ||
| + | [[Image:Rpg-7-1-.jpg |thumb|none|450px|RPG-7 - 40mm]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalRPG.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Abdul carelessly drops the warhead of his RPG-7. The rocket prop here is just a rocket, with no booster charge or tail.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Postalrpg7-3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Abdul attempting to load his RPG. This is a different rocket prop than in the previous image as it has a tail assembly but still no booster charge.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PostalRPG_2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The RPG-7 goes off when Abdul drops it off the balcony. The wires used for the pyrotechnic firing effect are clearly visible.]] | ||
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Postal is the 2007 feature film adaptation of the video game series of the same name, directed by the infamous Uwe Boll. Based primarily on the series' second installment, the film stars Zack Ward as the Postal Dude, an unemployed loser in the town of Paradise, Arizona. After failing a job interview at a local company, he teams up with his cult leader Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) to steal a shipment of rare and expensive Krotchy dolls from the Little Germany theme park. However, unbeknownst to him, a group of terrorists led by Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) and Mohammed (Michael Benyaer) are also eyeing the same shipment.
Like many of Boll's films, Postal was a critical and commercial failure. However, Zack Ward would become a recurring actor in the series following the film, appearing as himself in Postal 2: Paradise Lost and as a voice option for the Postal Dude in Postal 4: No Regerts.
The following weapons were used in the film Postal:
WARNING! THIS PAGE CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Revolvers
Colt Anaconda
A Colt Anaconda is used by Richard (Chris Coppola) throughout the film, most notably using it in his underground bunker and during the film's climax. In the extended German release, a disgruntled Paradise resident fires an Anaconda from a bicycle before he is knocked off of the bike.
Richard aiming his Anaconda at the Postal Dude (Zack Ward).
Colt Python
A snub-nosed Colt Python is used by the Aggressive Panhandler (Michael Paré) to hold up the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) early in the film. Pythons are also used by at least one guy in the trailer park shootout.
The Aggressive Panhandler tries to cop a few bucks from The Postal Dude (Zack Ward) with his Python. It appears to be one with a 2.5" barrel.
Ruger Redhawk
The Postal Dude (Zack Ward) takes a Ruger Redhawk with a 7.5" barrel and black rubber grips from Richard's (Chris Coppola) bunker and uses it for the rest of the film. Faith (Jackie Tohn) also holds it during the Trailer Park Shootout as the Dude engages in hand-to-hand combat although she is not seen taking it from the Postal Dude's holster.
Ruger Speed Six
A Ruger Speed Six is used by Vince Desi in a cameo, but is quickly taken from him by the Postal Dude. Karen (Holly Eglinton) also uses a Speed Six in Uncle Dave's mansion.
Smith & Wesson Model 10
What appears to be a Smith & Wesson Model 10 is seen in the hands of a member of the local doomsday cult, the Denomination of Organic Monotheism (D.O.O.M.).
Smith & Wesson Model 15
A Smith & Wesson Model 15 is used by a guy in the trailer park.
Smith & Wesson Model 586
A man in the trailer park shootout uses what appears to be a 6" Smith & Wesson Model 586 with Pachmayr grips. Another 586, this time with wooden grips, is used by a different Paradise resident.
Smith & Wesson Model 60
Mitzi (Julia Sandberg Hansson) uses a Smith & Wesson Model 60 in Uncle Dave's mansion.
Smith & Wesson Model 629
The Postal Dude briefly wields an 8 3/8" Smith & Wesson Model 629 while in Richard's (Chris Coppola) bunker.
Smith & Wesson Model 66
A Smith & Wesson Model 66 is seen in the hands of a guy who participated in the trailer park shootout.
Unknown Revolvers
Pistols
Beretta Cougar
Beretta Cougars are the sidearms of both Officer Greg Sharp (Chris Spencer) and Officer John Mann (Ralf Moeller). One is also used by Uwe Boll in a cameo during the Little Germany shootout.
Beretta 92FS
The Beretta 92FS is seen in the hands of of various characters, especially in the hands of Paradise police officers and the Postal Dude (Zack Ward). During the trailer park shootout, there is a continuity error where Officer Greg (Chris Spencer) picks up a 92FS before exiting a trailer, but when he steps outside he is holding a Beretta Cougar instead. Shortly afterwards when he steps back inside, the Cougar turns back into a 92FS. Starr (Lorielle New) also carries one in Richard's underground bunker.
Officer D. Ward (Reese Alexander, credited simply as "Police Officer") with his 92FS drawn.
Officer John (Ralf Moeller) with a Beretta 92FS pistol drawn after spotting the Postal Dude. This is also the scene where Zack Ward's character is first identified as "The Postal Dude", courtesy of the cops.
Beretta 92SB
When the Postal Dude attaches a cat to his 92FS for use as a makeshift silencer, the weapon turns into a Beretta 92SB.
CZ 75
The Postal Dude briefly utilizes a high polish stainless "Pre-B" CZ 75 during his escape from Dave's mansion. Later, a man uses a CZ 75 with wooden grips during the trailer park shootout; in some scenes, his pistol is a Pre-B while in others it is a CZ 75B. Strangely, he is seen emptying his pistol (as evident from the slide locking back), but continues to point and pretend to shoot it, with digital muzzle bursts added in post-production.
Glock 17
A disgruntled customer (Michael Eklund) uses a Glock 17 taken from a security guard in the social security office. Other security guards are also seen using the pistol.
IMI Jericho 941 R
Jericho 941 R pistols are seen in the hands of a number of Paradise residents as they hunt for the Postal Dude (Zack Ward). Chromed or nickeled versions are used by Jenny (Michaela Mann) and Cindy (Lucie Guest) in Dave's mansion during the shootout with the terrorists. The Dude also appears to use a regular one during the same shootout, although he quickly ditches it in favor of his Redhawk.
M1911A1
An M1911A1 is used by a woman in the trailer park shootout.
Para Ordnance P-14
A Para-Ordnance P-14 is seen in the hands of Faith (Jackie Tohn) during the Little Germany shootout and the trailer park shootout.
Faith holds her Para-Ordnance on the Postal Dude (Zack Ward)
An angle that clearly shows off the hammer. We also have a good look at the Dude's Smith & Wesson 5906.
Faith firing her P-14 at the trailer park before eventually tossing it. A TEC-9 is in her other hand.
Smith & Wesson 5904
Multiple Paradise residents are seen using Smith & Wesson 5904s, most notably by a woman in the trailer park shootout.
Smith & Wesson 5906
A Smith & Wesson 5906 is used by the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) in the both the alley shootout and the trailer park shootout. One is also used by a customer at the social security office, and a final one is seen in the hands of one Richard's thugs.
Submachine Guns
Heckler & Koch MP5K
A terrorist uses a Heckler & Koch MP5K in the trailer park. Two MP5Ks are also wielded akimbo style by one of the trailer park residents.
Heckler & Koch MP7
The Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists use Heckler & Koch MP7s during the Little Germany and trailer park shootouts. Some of them are fitted with ELCAN scopes and side rails.
Heckler & Koch UMP
Heckler & Koch UMPs are seen in the hands of Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists.
Intratec TEC-9
A TEC-9 is used by Faith (Jackie Tohn) in the trailer park shootout.
Rifles
Adler-Jäger AP-80
An AK rifle appears leaned against a wall on a crate in Richard's (Chris Coppola) bunker. Although poorly seen, it appears to have a thin magazine, indicating that it is likely an Adler-Jäger AP-80 .22 LR replica.
AKS-47
Mohammed (Michael Benyaer) carries an AKS-47 while inside Uncle Dave's mansion instead of his usual Zastava M70AB2. What appears to be the same weapon is also seen in the hands of another terrorist in the mansion and in the set of Osama bin Laden's (Larry Thomas) recordings.
AKS-74U
A AKS-74U is used by Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) as his main weapon throughout the film, with the exception of his attack on Little Germany.
Heckler & Koch G36K
Heckler & Koch G36K rifles are seen in the hands of Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorists. Some of them have the ZF 3x4° dual optical sight while others have the singular export sight. Most have a vertical grip attached.
Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III*
Large numbers of Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III*s can be seen in Richard's (Chris Coppola) secret doomsday bunker.
Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III rifles are seen stacked in the background of the bunker while the Postal Dude and Uncle Dave watch Verne Troyer getting raped by a "thousand monkeys."
M14
An M14 rifle is used by one of the Paradise residents against the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) and Faith (Jackie Tohn) during the trailer park shootout. It appears to have a green stock.
Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine
Mosin Nagant M44 Carbines can be seen on a gun rack in Richard's (Chris Coppola) secret doomsday bunker.
Steyr Mannlicher M1895
Multiple Steyr Mannlicher M1895 rifles can be seen in Richard's (Chris Coppola) secret doomsday bunker.
Zastava M70AB2
The Zastava M70AB2 is the primary weapon of Mohammed (Michael Benyaer). Osama bin Laden's AKS-74U also turns into an M70AB2 when he arrives at Little Germany.
Unknown Bolt-Action Rifle
A man in the trailer park shootout is seen with an unidentified bolt-action rifle on his lap. He never uses it.
Shotguns
12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun
12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotguns are used by several Paradise residents in the trailer park shootout.
Ithaca 37
Ithaca 37 shotguns are seen in the hands of various Paradise residents and at least one terrorist.
The same woman now firing it during the trailer park shootout. Note Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) ditching the battle behind her with his AKS-74U.
Mossberg 500A Field Gun
A Mossberg 500A field shotgun is seen in the hands of a Paradise resident during the trailer park shootout.
Remington 870
When Officer Greg (Chris Spencer) investigates an elderly Chinese woman that wasn't moving her car when the traffic lights changed color, he carries with him a Remington 870 shotgun.
Winchester Model 1897
A Winchester Model 1897 is used by the Postal Dude's irritating neighbor during the trailer park shootout. He only fires it once before the gun jams, much to his dismay (and demise).
Unknown Shotgun
An unknown pump-action shotgun is used in the trailer park shootout.
Machine Guns
Browning M2HB
A Browning M2HB is used by Richard (Chris Coppola) during the trailer park shootout, mounted on a 1987 Ford Mustang LX convertible, giving the Toyota Hilux some much needed competition.
Daewoo K3
A Daewoo K3 is seen in Richard's doomsday bunker, and is later used by the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) for two shootouts. He manages to get out of both of the sizely shootouts unscathed and with one hundred percent casualties on his aggressors. Since Postal was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, the Daewoo K3 machine gun seen in this film has been used in many TV shows and movies that were filmed in Vancouver (e.g. Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, Walking Tall (2004), Underworld: Evolution, Battlestar Galactica etc).
Daewoo K3 modified with Paratrooper stock, railed feed tray cover, railed handguard, foregrip, and plastic belt box - 5.56x45mm NATO. This is the weapon used in 2009 film Driven to Kill, shown in the making-of. These modifications are commonly found on K3s in live-action productions.
M60
An M60 is in Richard's secret doomsday bunker. Another M60 is used by one of the Paradise residents against the Postal Dude and Faith during the trailer park shootout.
PKM
PKM machine guns are used by Paradise residents against the Postal Dude and Faith during the trailer park shootout.
Launchers
Carl Gustav Recoilless rifle
A box of Carl Gustav Recoilless Rifles is seen in Richard's secret doomsday bunker.
M72 LAW
An M72 LAW is seen in Richard's bunker buried beneath some rifles.
Pancerovka P-27
What appears to be a Pancerovka P-27 is seen in Richard's bunker.
RPG-7
An RPG-7 is in the hands of a Taliban/al-Qaeda terrorist named Abdul (Derek Anderson, credited as "Retarded Taliban"), a mentally handicapped terrorist. He drops it several times, the final time causing it to go off.
