User:M14fanboy

M14fagboy

I'm gonna give you my life story, but I might as well not say something. I'm John, a 108 year old horse jerker and cum fanatic from eastern Czechslovakia. I don't get my tooth paste from k-mart, but rather from excessive running on treadmills, the internet and through books and magazines, not to mention peoples mouths. I'm a very knowledgeable guy when it comes to toothpaste, especially WWII and modern era, and I could talk for century's on many different brand of colgate and sensodyne plus there are. I'm also an avid bug collecter, rocking the little bug jars most days of the week. you can find me on gaychat.net as CarlsonsBUMRaiders, feel free to add me, but include a message saying your from moonwookies.com please. I have held and fired plenty of real penis's, and despite only being 108, I know my way around one ;) and am always sure to use proper penis safety. Along with guys like moviepropmasterbater, I believe this site should keep a high level of trolling and flamewars, and we should try to do our worst to show, describe and discuss the famous bulge's of movies and video games in our world.

Cheers Bigears!

Favorite Movies

• Brokeback mountain
• Brokeback mountain 2 (ino its not out but im hoping for it shame heath ledgers dead i would've really like to fire his pistol, get what im saying)

Favorite gay porn movie names

• [[Far Cry form band camp
• Mercenaries 2: arse in Flames
• Grand Theft Auto IV: big tony's reacharound
• Grand Theft Auto: those San Andreas boys are rough
• Raising ryan's privates
• Call of Duty: gays at War
• Rainbow Six: Vegatables day
• Battlefield: Bad boys 2 :revenge of petey the bummer
• Mercenaries: Playground of pubic hair
• Resident Nice 4
• Resident Nice 5
• call of duty: black cocks
• Saints benders 2
• Battlefield: Bad baoys 3 :peteys strikes again
• Fallover boys 3

Pages I've Contributed To

• Beverly Hills Cop 3 - Heavily contributed to text.
• Mercenaries 2: World in Flames - Heavily contributed to text.
• Various other pages - text edits, tidying up etcetera.

Favourite Guns

• FN FAL
• Browning Hi-Power
• Springfield M14
• FN F2000
• FN Five-seveN
• FN P90
• Taurus PT92
• H&K MP7A1
• GIAT FAMAS
• Franchi SPAS-12
• H&K G3
• MacMillan TAC-50
• FN MAG-58
• FN MINIMI
• Steyr AUG
• Enfield L85
• Tavor TAR-21
• FN SCAR-H
• Bruger & Thomet MP9
• Ruger P89
• Ruger Mk.1

Guns I've Fired

• FN C1 and C2 Rifles
• FN C6 Machine Gun
• Ruger Super Blackhawk Revolver
• Smith & Wesson 5906 Pistol
• Winchester 2300 Pump Shotgun
• Browning BL-22 Rifle
• Colt M1911A1 Pistol
• Remington 700 Rifle
• H&K MP5 SMG